Thursday, September 27, 2012

Keeping It !00 ....


X-Factor much hyped new hosts is clearly being topped by the crazy back drops of its contestants. Could you please get away from the dramatic back drop, every effin body has a sob story ..... save the stories, and sing DAMN IT!!  I'm over the dramatics AND Simon Cowell, you should damn well know better.

Beyonce' Knowles is allegedly pregnant with her second child.  Honestly keeping it 100 she was NEVER pregnant with her first child.  Hollywood is a very hilarious place to be.

Last week Kanye West confirmed that he has two porn tapes and also admitted to watching his current girlfriends porn tape where Ray J. is knocking her back out while he's having sex for inspiration and motivation.  I think he was watching because he's turned on by Ray J. his dramatics are too much too.  Keep it about your music Son!

Whitney Houston's blood sucking family will debut their 'Coping without Whitney' show on the Lifetime Channel which premieres October 17. Arista/RCA is releasing a greatest hits on November 13th. CBS has scheduled a Memorial tribute for Whitney in November featuring Usher and Jennifer Hudson, and VH1 is doing a Divas Live salute to Whitney in December.  Seems that EVERYONE wants to make money off of the late great Whitney Houston ESPECIALLY her wretched gut bucket family, and yes I'm including Bobbi Kristina who needs to get her sh*t together QUICKLY before her uncles wifey Pat takes all of your mother's money.

Evelyn Lozada and Chad Johnson are now divorced. It was a train wreck from the beginning and it ended exactly the same way, but mark my word these two media whores will reunite.

50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather have officially broken up their 'friendship' allegedly.  Its a lovers breakup, take your glasses off people, I mean what straight male friendship announces that they are are NO longer friends.  Seems like just yesterday 50 was dropping his 'friend' off to jail, then he was just picking his 'friend' up when he got released from jail, where pictures were taken of him riding shotgun next Mayweather as they drove away together from the pokey.

5 comments:

  1. good stuff Kev'. This column needs to be weekly if not daily post because you are so funny, but you speak truth.
    Annalisa

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  2. all this from you is 'alledgedly' right? LOL I want to meet you, spill the dirt homie.
    Logan

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  3. I love it man, too funny and good.
    Dedrick

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  4. speak it, because you know it.
    Kelli

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  5. yo kidd I hope that you have insurance....you're hitting shit to close to home.
    Chauncey

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