Straight up loony tunes, real life always plays out MUCH better than scripted life. So actor Randy Quaid and his crazy wife Evi, decided to play Bonnie and Clyde on the Hotel circuit, they went from posh hotel to posh hotel, running up high price tag charges, of sleeping, drinking, eating and DASHING out on their tab, well finally they got busted, and did their Cecil DeMille close ups at a Texas police station. Is it just me, or is this just pure white trash in it's purest form? c'mon I'm just saying.....attention Mr and Mrs Quaid if you don't have the money, trying staying at HOME!!
Ebony and Ivory twins R. Kelly and Roman Polanski. Polanski was arrested in Switzerland Sunday. Polanski a known child molester fled the United States over thirty years ago. Polanski landed in Switzerland only to be arrested for a crime of yesterday past. If you recall Polanski's brother Robert Kelly(lol), got away with child molestation. What's the fixation that some grown men have sexing children. I don't get it...nasty and disgusting. The media has rallied behind Polanski, stating that the incident happened in 1977, I don't give a damn if the incident happened in 1707 doesn't make it any less awful and disgusting. You can ran, but eventually it catches up to you..and Polanski, a word of advice to you, don't drop the soap or else you'll get to experience the pain that you inflicted on that 13 year old.
Basketball star Lamar Odom and his gold digger wife Khloe Kardashian got married over the weekend, any bets on how long it will last? I'm betting on forever, because they married out of love.
Football star Reggie Bush is back with his gold digging girlfriend Kim Kardashian, are back on THIS week. I'm still puzzled either Reggie in lacking in the meat department or Kim's skills are better than what she illustrated in her sex romp tape with Ray J. I'm going to opt that Mr. Bush must be lacking, because Kardashian appeared to be a dead lay.
Madonna and Janet Jackson are set to do a duet, but after recent leakage from a upcoming biography on the King of Pop Michael Jackson, where he talks about Madonna being a witch and being jealous of him, I wonder if Maddy will pull out. Let's see if she back peddles out of this duet. I for one will be waiting in anticipation.
Beautiful Penelope Cruz looks stunning on the latest cover of VANITY FAIR magazine. You can just tell that she's good in bed, hot damn. Speaking of Vanity Fair, I wonder how many African Americans have graced their cover? Hmmmm just something that puzzles me. Any thoughts people?
Singer, Rapper, and actor Chris Brown attended a celebrity basketball game hosted by LeBron James and Nike in California over the weekend. Breezy was LV laced, guess someone is still showing him love in terms of his endorsements. Brown is going to headline his first concert since his Rihanna fallout. Will you be there? I will!!
Actress Pamela (BAYWATCH) Anderson is supposedly broke, but I don't buy that. She has America eating out of her lofty bosoms for fifteen years. No can do, Pam is still STACKED....take that however you want to. I'm just sayin...
Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.
Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..
Man, you know how white folks are, why are you surprised. Also R.Kelly is a freak, he slept with Aaliyah and married her, just crazy stuff.
ReplyDeleteI love this your blog. Your slant is on the topic at hand is so funny.
ReplyDeleteChris Brown is still a hottie, and I would sleep with him anyday. He can tag my third eye with his phine *ss.
ReplyDeleteGenuieve
Kevin you are forever talking shit, when it your next event bruh? Thats what I want to know. It's been MUCH too long? Keep most posted.
ReplyDeleteNicholas
Roman Polanski is skum. The white folks rule the world, and how wicked are they? Some many stories go untold.
ReplyDeletePamela Anderson could sit on my face any day.