Monday, November 30, 2009

I'm Just Saying..

The golf world is breathing a sigh of relief....it's OFFICIAL Golfing Legend Tiger Woods IS black and here comes the drama. Woods wifey went all Chris Breezy on him, when she found out he was having a affair. Seems Mrs. Tiger Woods has some sista girl in her too. It was a BAM BAM and all of sudden Mr. Woods was KO'd. Poor fella's eyes mustve been bashed in because soon after that he ran into a fire hydrant.....but get this here's what Tiger told a close friend "that his wife went ghetto ballistic at around 2:00 AM yesterday and scratched his face up -- all because of reports he allegedly had cheated on her. He left the house, started driving away and she attacked the SUV with a golf club, Tiger told the friend. He got "distracted" and hit the hydrant". Oh one last thing, the mistress Rachel Uchitel denys the affair, aww but of course she does. Don't they ALWAYS!!

Put the drink DOWN actor David Hasselhoff!!!! On Friday police were called to his house once again for the usual 4 gallon drink minimum. Naw seriously ole boy had a seizure and was rushed to the hospital. Is this the ULTIMATE cry for help? We've all seen this story before, unfortunately we all know how it ends:(

ABC brass over at GMA is still having issues with Adam Lambert's kissing a boy on the American Music Awards. I don't why, he's a obvious homo lover friend type of guy. He never denied that, and for a while America was eating it up. Go figure right, well GMA still has their panties in a bunch, so Lambert's concert performance has been cancelled and in to save the day, here comes Chris Breezy to save the day, not only will he perform, but he's going to shed some light on his version of what went down with him and RiRi. Truthfully I'm sick of both of them. Let's get back to the music.

Ms. Seasbiscuit herself Beyonce' Knowles television special "I Am Yours" aired on Thanksgiving night, was whack and didn't reveal anything new, just a waste of time, and if I hear that dumb ass "Single Ladies" song one more time....OMG I'm Just Saying.. less Uh Oh's and more OOH NO's. That song is a drag queens anthem!! Suddenly it all makes sense.


COUPLE ALERT!!!! COUPLE ALERT!!!! Now hear this according to the NY Post. Poofy and Camel shared a MEMORABLE EVENING together in a "Private Couples" room. Here's their report: Diddy and Jay-Z checked out CV Lounge's private couples room, which owner Matthew Isaacs rents out for $5,000 a night. The space is outfitted with padded walls and a couch, eight ounces of beluga caviar and a magnum of champagne. There don't seem to be specific rules on what can go on in there, but sources say Diddy and Jay-Z "relaxed and shared a drink while listening to the music." Isn't that romantic....I'm JUST Saying...the music is playing and they're dipping and dropping and getting "IT" in!!!

Oh Damn.....say it isn't so!! Longtime A-list sweethearts Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, relationship appears to be over. That's what happens when you create a relationship for good PR work. It was doom from the start, but reps for the actress say the rumor is false! I believe it's true....oh Jakey boy was missing his brokeback days.

At the Box Office 'New Moon' Still Has Bite With $42.5M Weekend, Sandra Bullock's "Blind Side" was a close second racking in over 40Million dollars.

The Secret Service need to have their *SS whupped, and if that couple were black, they would not have gotten passed the White House Gate....and THAT's ALL I'm Saying. President Obama needs to fire all of their trifling *SSes.

The Queen of Hip Hop soul Mary J. Blige new album cover for Stronger With Each Tear, due out Dec. 22nd. I gotta admit that Mary is looking pretty damn good, so sad for K-Ci, Case and her former drug dealers. Blige is on the right path. Now if we could just teach her some new dance moves...


Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

19 comments:

  1. Tiger Woods should not have married that white hoe. Now he'll realize that he's a black man, because the media is getting ready to eat his granola ass is.

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  2. Mary J is looking quite lovely. The Secret Service is trying to kill our President. It's clear that they want him dead, protecting a black president is the hardest job, and obviously they're not willing to put their life at risk. I thought their job is to take a bullet for the president. If this white couple can get that close to our president. We're ALL in for trouble.

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  3. Jay Z is gay Diddy is a big bottom, Ne-Yo got beat up by his boyfriend. It's all the gays up in Hollywood. Nothing new. Tiger get what he deserves, for years I didn't want to be black, now he will see how white america views him. He's a negro like the rest of us.
    RTS

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  4. The Blind Side is a must see movie. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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  5. Jay and Diddy, They don’t make for an attractive couple, to say the least. But to each his own. If this is true the good news is that no baby will result from this gruesome alliance.

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  6. Ummm.. Helllo.. They had sum hoes ova to entertain. Two men in a room all night… i don’t think so ppl!
    Michel'e

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  7. Maybe they were talking business. Who knows. I think it’s a big jump to say they have something going on. A private room ensures privacy. Privacy means you can talk without worrying about things leaving the room. If you hear it again you know it came from one of you.

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  8. I love your take on Tiger Woods, I especially loved the part where you said his wife went on Chris Breezy on him. I think she's a sista underneath her skin.

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  9. Rihanna and Cassie were there too!!

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  10. Even if these dudes are on the DL,they wouldn’t be so open about getting a room together.They probably had chicks coming in from the service entrance.And rich white businessman do this all the time when conducting business.Come on now everybody knows that diddy’s door swings both ways but he aint that stupid,lol come on now.

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  11. Its not uncommon to be a devil worshiper and a homosexual.
    Jamillah

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  12. President Obama can't seem to get a break. I think the let him win the election just to make him the fall guy. I will be amazed if he makes it through his term alive.

    Matt

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  13. Ah, Can’t Two Grown Mens Just Kiss and Spoon All Night,And Not Be Called Sissys?…..

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  14. Homo….they are.

    Sex…they did have

    The force…yes…is strong with them both I say.

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  15. Jay use to date Tevin Campbell. Diddy was in a relationship with Andre Harrell, and so many other. None of this shit is new. Shyne spent ten years in jail from a bad blow job from Diddy. The truth is going to come out very soon.
    Kelli

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  16. It's no wonder Beyonce doesn't want to have his baby, and it's not wonder she is so boring, and scared to take a break. The girl and her husband has some serious issues.

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  17. Kevin alcohol is a addiction. I think you should go lightly on David Hassel, he's appears to be in much pain.
    Scharli

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  18. It's a double standard in this country. Kevin why does that surprise you. It's how it's always been done. You can do anything and get away with it, just as long as your not black. if you think otherwise my dude, you need to wake up.
    Trey

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  19. This is good shit. I love it. How long have you been doing this blog? Most blogs I hate but this one is the business.
    LD

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