Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I'm Just Saying...


Ironman 2 opens May 7Th. Damn Damn Damn...time is blazing by. This summer will have major blockbusters. Wonder if anything can challenge Avatar @ the Box Office? Only time can tell.

In the trying to hard department....r&b midget Trey Songz graces the cover of VIBE magazine. Trey word of advice, if you're straight, stop feeling the need to defend yourself. You make yourself look like a bigger homosexual when you do so. Sing your songs and 'keep it moving'.

Courtney Love is not pleased about all the reports that she is shacked up and in love with Andre Balazs, so she naturally took to Twitter to set the world straight! Truth be told, Courtney you should be happy to be getting any press at all.

This week's cover of Rolling Stone features the stripped down cast of Glee. Poor excluded cast members...and you just knew that they conveniently forgot to put the African American on their cover. Rolling Stone get your shit together, I know that Vanity Fair is blatant racists...are you as well? I'm Just Saying..you're a music magazine, and if you didn't have African American culture in your magazine, you would NOT have a magazine. SMH...we run the muthaf*cking music industry. Don't sleep!


Singer Ke$ha graces the cover of Maxim magazine, in the article she discusses kissing girls, being congratulated at the grammys by Ringo Starr and liking guys with beards. Tik Tok is still a banger for me.

Grease ball Jesse James entered rehab in Sierra, Arizona last night. Rehab is not going to make Sandra Bullock take your *ss back. Hey Sandy, I wouldn't cheat on you....call me:)

Rapper TI buys himself a getting out of jail present . . . A $400,000 MERCEDES the new 2010 Maybach 57s. TI I think you should return that Benzo and invest that money into your girlie's appearance, cause she's NOT a pretty sight. I'm still in shock that you're with her.

Aftermath Records website hints that a collaboration between Dr Dre' and Hova is about to go down. Could be hot.

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I'm Just Saying...


Singer Ricky Martin came out of the closet, and admitted to his being gay. Well Ricky, not a lot of us were surprised, but bruh if it free's your soul. I say let it out.

Speaking of outing, radio personality Howard Sterns implied that Jamie Foxx is homosexual,and challenged Jamie to stop by his show and defend himself. Hmmm could be a pretty interesting sit down OR beat down. You decide. I'll keep you posted.

R&B singer Faith Evans, is in trouble with the IRS, they have put a lien on both of her homes in Los Angeles and New Jersey. I'm not sure what's up with Faith's money, she was left all of late husband Biggie's catalog, which is a goldmine, so I'm sure she'll straighten this mess out. Good luck Faith

New music releases today Usher Raymond and Erykah Badu both have new music. Do you think both artists are still relevant? I'm Just Saying...it's a question that I'm curious to know the answer to.

WTF ....Lyfe Jennings and Raheem Devaughn are seriously drumming up an R&B beef. WHY and WHO cares??? Kids first thing you the two of you should do is SELL more records, stay in the game long enough to have a following, then maybe you can beef with someone, proof your worth.

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Monday, March 29, 2010

I'm Just Saying..


Twilight sage followup "Eclipse" hits theatres June 30Th are you ready for it?

Will Smith has been reeking havoc on the set of his wife Jada Pinkett's hit show "Hawthorne", and the cast wishes that he would stay in his lane, and find something else to do, instead of bothering them.

Ne-Yo and Cassidy were in the studios together putting the finishing touches on his new single "You Got Me Open", Cassidy has been plagued with horrific rumors lately, so let's hope the music will defuse the gossip.

Jill Scott lets it all hang out on CNN, talking to Tony Harris about her new movie Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too and shared her thoughts on her controversial recent Essence column talking about interracial dating. Here’s a snippet:

My new friend is handsome, African-American, intelligent and seemingly wealthy. He is an athlete, loves his momma, and is happily married to a White woman. I admit when I saw his wedding ring, I privately hoped. But something in me just knew he didn’t marry a sister. Although my guess hit the mark, when my friend told me his wife was indeed Caucasian, I felt my spirit…wince. I didn’t immediately understand it. My face read happy for you. My body showed no reaction to my inner pinch, but the sting was there, quiet like a mosquito under a summer dress.

"How To Train Your Dragon" was the #1 movie at the Box Office this weekend raking in over 43 million dollars.

The verdict is in, and Gilbert Arenas has avoided a jail sentence.
The Washington Wizards' guard has to spend 30 days in a halfway house and register as a gun offender after he brought four guns into the team's locker room on Dec. 21 to play a prank on a teammate.
District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Robert E. Morin sentenced the three-time all-star to two years probation and is also requiring Arenas to donate $5,000 to a fund for victims of violent crimes and do 400 hours of community service
"Every day, I wake up wishing it did not happen," Arenas said in court. Now maybe he'll realized what a charmed life he's leading and has been blessed with.

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Friday, March 26, 2010

The Comfort Zone - Pilot

Con't

MRS. RILEY
Al please don’t start with me. It’s christmas. I still have my hopes and dreams you know.
MR RILEY
I know baby,but you’re beating a dead horse.
JACKIE
Come on you two. If it’s meant for me to get married and have kids I will. Unfortunately today that’s not my reality. You act like 31 Is ancient and that my life is almost over.
MR RILEY
I tell your mother that all the time.
MRS. RILEY
Girl the moment that you came into this world your father hasn’t been able to see straight. He thinks the earth merely exists just for you. You see how he’s always on your side.
JACKIE
Oh Mother that is not true.
MRS. RILEY
Back to the matters at hand. What are we going to do about Penelope?
MR RILEY
Hilton’s Penelope?
MRS. RILEY
Alvin, Hilton flew to Atlanta to be with her and she never showed up at the Airport.
MR RILEY
I thought that Hilton was downstairs? Atlanta...what are you talking about? I’m always excluded.
MRS. RILEY
That’s what I just said. He Is downstairs but he was stranded at the Airport in Atlanta less than twenty four hours ago.
JACKIE
Mother this really isn’t your concern at all. Remember I wasn’t suppose to tell you. Now Daddy knows too.
MRS. RILEY
Your father knows how to keep a secret.
MR RILEY
Of course I know how to keep a secret Helen. The question is can you?
JACKIE
Good one Daddy. I need to get back down stairs to my friends.
Jackie goes back downstairs to her hang out with her friends and relatives.
HILTON
Jackie where have you been?
JACKIE
Upstairs talking to my folks and helping my Mother get ready. It’s always a episode/event deciding what wigs matches which dress.
HILTON
Well this gathering is going much better than I thought it would. Your Aunt Velma is sauced. Your Uncle Ben Is going to be a happy man tonight. (laughing) Your grandmother’s dementia has fully kicked int. She keeps telling me that she thinks that it’s someone surprise birthday party,but she doesn’t remember who’s birthday It is. Of course I keep telling her that It’s Christmas, then all of a sudden she remembers..saying “that’s right”..and less then three minutes later...she’s back to the same question. How does you Mother cope with that daily?
JACKIE
Well maybe now you know why she looks so forward to these gatherings, outside stimuli helps tremendously to cope. If she had her way I don’t think that she would've ever retired. She needs her brain motors exercised daily.
HILTON
Well no wonder she feels like she needs to maintain an inventory on everyone’s life. Hell It’s not our fault that she’s miserable.
JACKIE
Maybe her life is not as rewarding as before her retirement,but I wouldn’t say miserable.
KATIE
I would. Where Is Jeffery? This gathering It’s going to get really crunk/lively when he gets here with all his shenanigans. And I can’t wait.
ARLISS
Jackie how old Is your cousin Melissa She’s being eyeing me all night. I think I might get her number. She’s a hottie... are you sure that’s she’s really a blood relative? Because she’s beautiful!!
JACKIE
Okay R. Kelly. She’s fourteen. And yes she is a blood relative thank you very much.
ARLISS
(shocked) WHAT? You can’t be serious. That girl is stacked front and back. Who’s her Mother?

.....to be continued!!

Life Offerings/TGIF

Happy Friday,
Hello happy people spring is here, with the aspiration of many happy leaps of faith. Life's many offerings speak largely to what your end of day will reveal. So often we take our existence for granted, few stop to revel in the beauty of a flower, or the smell of the ocean. Take a moment to appreciate the gift of witnessing a sunny sky, some weren't so fortunate.

I spoke to a friend recently and we were discussing life and what our roles are. As we continued our conversation, I realized that you rule the course of your path. You can either play it small or big. Playing it small, speaks more to things that you accept in life on other's terms that are of not your own. A major slice to life of your purpose is figuring out what you were sent here to do by design. Playing it big, is when you execute plans into action and make things happen.

Playing it big does know the urgency of the moment, your time is NOW. Having a sense of purpose speaks to your being focused by your mission and direction. No path to success is easy, constant application is required, and you will encounter many days that you are challenged to quit and give up. With that reality you chalk that up to a bad day. Tomorrow starts anew, and on that day, your course will be different. Acknowledgement can be a great friend.

Playing it big and having a sense of purpose is synergistic, where all things are aligned to lend and extend. We are constant works in progress; unfortunately sometimes we forget the passage that we're destined to take. Many fall off the trail, and that's playing it small. Whilst some will never admit to a mediocre existence, but I say be honest with yourself, because that old friend that we all possess called a 'mirror' will always reveal clarity, and having blinders on you're basically tumbleweed, blowing away.

What Are You Doing With Your Life?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Comfort Zone - Pilot

con't

ONE HOUR LATER. THE GANG IS FINALLY READY AND LEAVE FOR DINNER. THE FRIENDS ARE LAUGING AND BEING SILLY ON THE RIDE TO DINNER. JACKIE IS A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT DINNER. STILL TRYING TO LIVE UP TO HER MOTHER’S EXPECTATIONS,AND LETTING HER DOWN,BECAUSE SHE’S NOT MARRIED,DOESN’T HAVE A CHILD,NOR A JOB. HILTON STARES OUT INTO TO SPACE...AND KATIE AND ARLISS HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO GET THEIR BUZZ ON TO DEAL WITH JACKIE’S FAMILY. AFTER ALL IT’S CHRISTMAS ...LET’S ALL BE JOYOUS AND MERRY.They arrive to the Riley family home. They knock at the door.
MRS. RILEY
Who Is It?
JACKIE
It’s me Mother..
MRS. RILEY
Merry Christmas baby, you’re late. Get in here. And I see you brought the rest of the family.
HILTON
Merry Christmas Mother Riley. How are you?
MRS. RILEY
Merry Christmas Hilton baby. I wasn’t expecting to see you. I thought that you were in Atlanta.
HILTON
I was. Is the food ready? I’m starving.
ARLISS
Merry Christmas Mrs Riley. You’re looking beautiful as always.
MRS. RILEY
Arliss umph umph umph boy If I was only fifteen years younger. Come on In here and give me a hug with your fine self.
KATIE
Merry Christmas. I brought potato salad.
MRS. RILEY
Hey baby. Put that salad in the kitchen.
JACKIE
Where’s Dad? Did Jeffrey make It yet?
MRS. RILEY
Your Father is in the study. Jeffrey hasn’t arrived yet.
HILTON
It’s a little quiet in here. Let me put some music on..Christmas music.
JACKIE
Good idea..and Hilton please remember that Whitney Houston isn’t the only one who ever recorded a Christmas CD okay....
HILTON
She’s not? Hmmm how interesting. At any rate I’ll see what I can come up with.
While Hilton Is getting the music together. Mrs. Riley is trying to get Jackie alone so she can find out why Hilton is not still in Atlanta.
MRS. RILEY
Jackie can you get my eyeglasses out of my bedroom?
JACKIE
Mother did you invite me over to be your errand girl? In case you haven’t notice I don’t live here anymore.
MRS. RILEY
Girl don’t get me started. You’re not too old for me to...
JACKIE
Mother I’m just kidding. I’ll get them.
MRS. RILEY
Thank you .... now that’s the daughter that I gave birth to.
JACKIE
Mother where did you say that your glasses were?
MRS. RILEY
Please excuse me everyone. I have to get my glasses,for some reason Jackie can’t seem to find them.
JACKIE
Mother .... I could've found them...
MRS. RILEY
Girl I could care less about those damn glasses. I’m trying to get the dirt on Hilton. Now spill the beans. Why didn’t he go to Atlanta.
JACKIE
Mother...um... I can’t tell...
MRS. RILEY
What gives? What’s going on with Hilton? I thought that you said that he and Penelope were back together?
JACKIE
So did he apparently. See I’ve already said to much.
MRS. RILEY
Jacqueline Antionette Henderson are you now keeping secrets from your own Mother? Need I mention the four weeks that I was in labor with you? My figure...gone. I gave all of that up for you...and NOW you want to start keeping secrets from me? Well I....
JACKIE
Mother please. Hilton already thinks that I tell you all of his business and that I can’t keep my mouth closed.
MRS. RILEY
Okay already. It’s okay you don’t have to tell me. I guess I must be doing something wrong. You’re living In that big city with your city slicker friends....guess you don’t need your Mother anymore.
JACKIE
Okay Mother Okay...but you can’t tell a soul. Promise me...
MRS. RILEY
Has your Mother ever failed you sweetie?
CUT TO:
Meanwhile downstairs Jackie’s relatives are playing twister. Hilton,Katie, and Arliss are conversing with Aunt Velma who obviously has had one too many drinks. Christmas music is blaring and the spirit of the Christmas season is in the air as they all anticipate a great Christmas dinner.

KATIE
Arliss I’m glad that Jackie was able to convince Hilton to come to dinner. I think being around people will take his mind off of things.
ARLISS
I certainly hope so...and if it doesn’t, I’m sure seeing Jackie’s Aunt Velma lit will at least provide temporary brain fartage.
HILTON
What are you two talking about? Hmm let me guess plans for your exit after dinner?
KATIE
No we’re here for the duration doing time at cell block R better known as the Riley compound.
ARLISS
It’s not that bad..and beside I love It when Aunt Velma gets drunk because you always know that someone’s head is gonna roll or someone’s business will be told.
HILTON
You’re absolutely right about that. She really is drinking a lot...actually more than her usual self. Guess Uncle Ben will be getting lucky tonight.
KATIE
Hill now you’re just being bad. Quiet her she comes.
AUNT VELMA
Are we all having fun kids?
(Together) Yes.
AUNT VELMA
Ahh to be young again. You kids skin so fresh,vibrant and clean. You have the bodies of life..well um at least two of your bodies are in shape. Katie..girl you know you could...
Hilton see’s that Aunt Velma is really tipsy and starting to be insensitive to Katie. So he Interrupts her convo.
HILTON
Aunt Velma come on and dance with me.
AUNT VELMA
Okay. Now I’ll show you what your girlfriend ..what’s her name?
HILTON
Penelope
AUNT VELMA
That’s right. I’ll show you how to really move. She don’t know nothing about this.
HILTON
Aunt Velma you’re a mess.
AUNT VELMA
Well you kids don’t understand how to really dance. All that hip gyration and booty shaking is not dancing.
HILTON
At the club I see It all..and some of the dances that I see, I think that you’d even approve of.
AUNT VELMA
Boy put your arms around my hips and get this education. Hold me close...now tell me when are you going to let Penelope make a honest man out of you. Time is passing and you’re not getting any younger.
HILTON
Well I think that we’re getting close to it soo.... Excuse me Aunt Velma Katie needs me.
KATIE
That dance ended abruptly.
HILTON
Yeah it was getting too hot for all the wrong reasons. Where Is Jackie?
ARLISS
I think that her Mother put her work. Well I need a drink. Need anything?
KATIE
Aunt Velma is in rare form tonight..so make me a double shot of anything that’s strong.
HILTON
I’ll have some white wine.
ARLISS
Hill it’s Christmas a celebration with family and friends. Have something with a little kick.
HILTON
Well surprise me.
Meanwhile upstairs. Jackie has told her Mother Hilton’s Atlanta story.

MRS. RILEY
Jackie I can’t believe that Penelope stood Hilton up at the airport.
JACKIE
Tell me about it. Mother for the life of me. I don’t know what that girl put on Hilton. It’s like his sense of reason seems to go out the window whenever she’s around.
MRS. RILEY
That poor boy. He would be a catch for any women. I prayed that he’d propose to you for years...Just think I could be a real grandmother by now. Why didn’t?...
JACKIE
Mother I know that It’s hard for you to understand. Men and Women can be just friends. Hilton and I are closer than a husband and wife. We’ve been there for each other through some very weathered storms. He’s my best friend.
MRS. RILEY
I know honey. Your father is not only my husband he’s my best Friend. So maybe you should..

Jackie’s Dad enters the room. And not a moment to soon.

JACKIE
Hi Daddy. Merry Christmas. I put your present under the tree. Don’t worry it’s not anything that you’ll regret. It’s not another tie.....I’m sure Mother got you one of those.
MR RILEY
Hey baby. How’s Daddy’s favorite girl? I see your Mother is up to her antics about you and Hilton again. Helen leave that child alone. I’m happy that she’s single....because I’m the only man who really matters in her life.

....to be continued

Command Performance


Natalie Cole is truly music royality. A star in her own right, she didn't have to live off her famous dad Nat King Cole's name. She earned her strips, and has be going strong for over 35 years. She has won 9 grammy awards, including Best New Artist and Album Of The Year.
I love this performance of her classic "This Will Be" it's a feel good song that never gets old. Because of the E-Harmony commercial, "This Will Be" continues to gain momentum, and has reached new audiences. Through the ups and downs Natalie is tried, tested and true. She's here to stay!!

I'm Just Saying...


Ladies....he's UP for grabs!!! Actor Lance Gross and model Eva Pigford have called it quits. Things haven't been right with two since the Super Bowl, where Lance was having himself a good ole time with groupies and stealing Eva's thunder. I wish both of them the best of luck.

Music genius Stevie Wonder will headline London's Hard Rock Calling Festival in London's Hyde Park on June 26th.

A few weeks ago I was told that Beyonce couldn't have babies, now word on the street is that she's pregnant, so let's watch her stomach and see if it grows, or if she stays out of the spotlight and show up with a little bundle of joy in the next ten months. Hey I'm Just Saying. If it's true Congrats Hova!!!

Bill Cosby's old "I Spy" sidekick actor Robert Culp passed away yesterday at 79 years old. Culp passed away on Wednesday after suffering a fall as he went for a walk near his El Lay home. He was rushed to the hospital after being discovered by a jogger and pronounced dead shortly after.

Finally some justice.....MTV has announced this morning that after six years of drama, betrayal, couture and Speidi, The Hills will be entering it's final season. Now maybe MTV can't get back to the music. UGH

Hollywood seems to be running out of 'new' ideas, now there's rumblings of bringing "Laverne & Shirley" to the big screen with some A-Listers like Jennifer Garner(Laverne) and Jessica Biel(Shirley). Garry Marshall will direct and Jamie Foxx will write the screenplay.....YES...Jamie Foxx. I can't wrap my head around this idea, but we'll see. Could the movie be hot?

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Comfort Zone - Pilot

HILTON
Jackie you’re the one who’s always telling me to take chances. Let people In. Wasn’t that you? Am I wrong here?
JACKIE
Yes I did say that,but....
HILTON
But what? You just didn’t like Penn. She was so beautiful, she made me feel special, and she give me confidence, she believed in me, when I didn’t believe in myself. Growing up girls like that were out of my league. You remember Kim Nious don’t you? Exactly!!
JACKIE
You’ve dated beautiful girls before.
HILTON
She was pedigreed. Elite,sophisticated,fine and the sex..OMG I’m still having wet dreams.
JACKIE
Maybe that’s your problem thinking with the wrong head.
HILTON
Easy for you to say, we all know about your cob webs.... I’m sorry that was out of line. I’m just so embarrassed.
JACKIE
Hill you’re the most prideful person that I’ve ever met. You need to realize that you’re human. You cut and bleed like everyone else.
HILTON
Well I’m trying to learn that human lesson. Humility was never addressed to my mail box.
JACKIE
Well you’re not the first to get your heart broken.... u got stranded at the airport, now that was harsh. Just left. Like a piece of luggage.
HILTON
Tell me about It. Hell I’m the only person that I know who ever got left too ... Shit. The thing that still gets me Is that if she called right now,I’d be on the next flight.
Jackie stands back in amazement...speechless.
JACKIE
What does Pennelope have on you..for what reason? Why would you even think to go back?
HILTON
............uh she loves me..and I love her...should I go on.?
JACKIE
Jackie just stares at him....silently
All a sudden there’s a knock at the door. Knock Knock. They both look at each other...wondering who’s at the door? Hilton thinks that It could be Penelope,and Jackie thinks, that it’s a possibility, and it would be the worst thing,because she’s not good for him. Although Jackie knows that It would make Hilton happy..she just doesn’t get It. She feels that he deserves better.
JACKIE
Who is It?
KATIE
It’s me Katie.
HILTON
(shows his disappointment,that it’s not penelope)
JACKIE
(moans a sigh of relief)
HILTON
Damn,what does she want?
JACKIE
I’ll get rid of her,because we’re going to finish this.
KATIE
Damn Jackie don’t you have your own place?
JACKIE
Yes. We were about...
KATIE
I Know you’re about to go to your family’s happy ho down,but I came to see how Hill was doing.
JACKIE
Actually I’m trying to convince Hilton to go with me to my family’s dinner.
KATIE
And he’s refusing?? Hmmm I wonder why, LOL Your family has it’s own version of Ringling Brother’s just a bunch of clowns and characters?
HILTON
OKAY!! (chuckling)
JACKIE
Actually this year It’s a dramatic piece. (Laughing) Jeffrey is bringing one of his bobble heads to dinner...
KATIE
Anyway Hilton baby how are you doing? I know that you’re devastated. Are you going to be okay? Maybe a country grammar Christmas dinner hoe down might just be the diversion that you need.
HILTON
I don’t know. Not ready to share my dirty laundry with the world..especially with .... nevermind.
JACKIE
Uh Hello I am still in the room.
KATIE
Hell Jackie you know that you’re damn family is comic relief even when they’re not trying to be.
HILTON
Yeah wasn’t it just last year at your family reunion when Jeffrey dropped that bombshell on his ex baby momma’s man that he slept with his girl the week before..and all the positions that he had her in....
KATIE
The worse part of all, those dirty deeds were done in that man’s bed.
JACKIE
Well I’m so glad that my family can fulfill all of your amusements.
KATIE
Girl you laughed too.
HILTON
You know on second thought maybe I will go with you all to dinner. It cant’ possibly get any worse.
KATIE
Good for you. Has anyone talked to slut puppy today?
JACKIE
Actually I talked to him earlier. He was in the shower. So he’s probably dressed and ready to go.
KATIE
What’s that smell?
HILTON
That might be me. Let me take a quick shower. I’ll be ready In fifteen.

FADE OUT.

.....to be continued

I'm Just Saying...


Jamie Foxx has a new banger called “Winner” featuring Justin Timberlake and fresh up out of lock down Clifford “T.I.” Harris. This track originally only featured Jamie and Justin but since he added T.I, he just gave Ms. Jamie some street cred.

As I reported earlier Reggie Bush has FINALLY come to his senses, and left RJ's porn scank. When will the dark brothers realize that stepping to a gray girl, doesn't make you look better in the world.

More and more of Jesse James bimbo's are coming out of the woods, looks like the only one who was in the dark was Sandra Bullock. Sorry Sandy, you can turn grease into glitter. Of course America will give him a pass, unlike the ridicule that they gave to Tiger Woods. I keep watching America with my eyes WIDE open on the double standard!!

Beyonce Knowles and her other two sisters Kelly Rowland and Solange' went to meet their 'new' little brother Nixon that their ole dirty dawg father Mattie Knowles fathered. Umph Umph Umph

Up and comer Jason Derulo, who just finished a stint on tour with Lady GaGa, is on his way into the studio to work with none other than the Queen of Dance herself, Madonna!! You just got to give it to Maddy, she's always trying to stay relevant and on the nutts of what's 'hot' at the moment.

It appears that The former Death Row Records head honcho Suge Knight is up to his old tricks AGAIN, allegedly he beat and robbed rapper Yukmouth a few nights ago.
Sources say it all went down at around 10 PM at a Ralph’s supermarket in the San Fernando Valley. According to a law enforcement source, Suge and roughly 10 members of his posse allegedly beat up Yukmouth and then took $92,000 worth of jewelry from him. When will these fools learn to put that money into a CD or something and NOT into Jewelry or Cars....the money doesn't last, especially when you're doing dumb sh*t with it, take it from me, I know FIRST handed:(

Janet Jackson brought her big sister Rebbie with her to the "Why Did I Get Married Too" premeire and both ladies were looking exceptionally loverly ESPECIALLY Rebbie who is holding it down at 60 years old.

Speaking of "Why Did I Get Married Too", writer/director/producer Tylisa(Tyler)Perry revealed the cast for "For Colored Girls Who Considered Suicide, When The Rainbow Wasn't Enough" the cast will include....Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Whoopi Goldberg, Phylicia Rashad, Jurnee Smollett, Kimberly Elise, Kerry Washington, Loretta Devine and Macy Gray.
Now here's a list of stars who turned him down Halle Berry, Oprah Winfrey, Maya Angelou(thankfully),Cicely Tyson and Beyonce'(no comment). Based on Ntozake Shange’s award-winning 1975 play, the film is scheduled to shoot in June in New York with a possible winter 2010/ 2011 release date.

So what vice president Joe Biden slipped and said the 'F' word, he's human, and what he said was the truth, having health care in this country is a big F*CKING deal.

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

I'm Just Saying...


It's official another white hero in the movies! After much competition with several contenders, Chris Evans will play Steve Rogers (aka Captain America)!!!!He has accepted Marvel's offer and contract negotiations were finalized over the weekend.

Monday night, the website reports, Sandra Bullock dined with family and friends and had a hard time keeping it together.
"Sandy broke down at one point but she came right back," the source said. "She is talking about her next move. So sad and tragic. She is talking a lot about emails the kids are sending to her. Its really emotional here right now."
Meanwhile Sandra and Jesse are both shopping for divorce lawyers, which is odd, Jesse should be a man and bow down.

In stores TODAY Monica's new CD 'Still Standing' make your sure that you cop that joint, it's a BANGER!!

Mariah Carey miss attention whore is no longer on FIYAH!! After two push backs and a dismal first release of a studio album last year, MiMi's new remix album, Angels Advocate, has been cancelled only a month away from it's release date.
A statement from Mariah's people confirmed the news but didn't give any reason as to why (I know why, NO ONE IS INTERESTED). However, they do insist that some of the tracks that were destined to be on the album will be released as singles for the fans to enjoy. Ugh just let it go already, and go back in the studio and come up with another timeless masterpiece, as oppose to gimmicks of the day!

Reading between the lines, what do you do when you're broke? Well if you're Boy George you start hinting about a reunion with your old group Culture Club, may happen next year!!
He says: "I think we could do a one-off gig or maybe a small tour. It's our 30th anniversary next year so we may do something. It's all about my mood at the time."

True Blood returns for their 3rd season on June 13TH....beware it's going to be HOT!!

Gold medal figure skater Evan Lysacek and Pussycat Dolls frontwoman Nicole Scherzinger emerged as early favorites on the new season of "Dancing With the Stars."
Scherzinger earned the highest score during Monday's premiere, 25 points out of 30, for a Viennese waltz that judge Bruno Tonioli called "a performance of sparkling finesse." Lysacek's waltz landed him in second place with 23 points.
Scherzinger and Lysacek are among 11 celebrity contestants vying for the mirrorball trophy on the 10th season of the hit ABC dance show. This show does NOTHING for me, but that's just me.

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

The Comfort Zone - The Pilot Episode

JACKIE
No all I know is that you called Arliss and Katie,which I’m still baffled about,but I don’t know the whole story?
HILTON
Baffled? You know your mouth,you can’t hold water.
JACKIE
Come on Hill tell me what happened.
HILTON
I don’t want this to be fodder for you family’s Christmas dinner.
JACKIE
Please tell me.
HILTON
Not ONE word to your family Jackie. I...
JACKIE
Okay, Okay.
HILTON
I can’t believe what a fool I’ve been. Me of all people. You know that I don’t get down like that. On Christmas of all days..I’m left waiting in a deserted airport with presents,looking like a bo zo.
JACKIE
Maybe something happened to her. Did you call the hospitals...or
HILTON
I called everywhere. Why would she do this to me? Why did she call wanting me to come? Just head game after head game. Never again will I put my heart on the line. That’s why I don’t allow anyone to get close to me. Proving my point time and time again.
JACKIE
Hilton. You know how I feel about Penelope. She wasn’t the nicest person. She Always seemed a little too aloof for my tastes. Just a cooook.
HILTON
I should never have flown to Atlanta. Hell she moved and didn’t call me for over three months. That should've been my first clue.
JACKIE
Well none of us ever understood,why you were so ga ga over Penelope. I mean when she told you that she didn’t get along with her Mother and she didn’t believe God...you should've dropped her then.
HILTON
It’s not that easy Jackie. If you haven’t noticed.. I’m not the easiest person to get close to. You know this. The one time that I take a chance on someone,and i was finally starting to feel that i could belong and have someone to really love me for me. What was I..
JACKIE
Hilton. You followed your heart. I wouldn’t have done It. We can’t change the outcome of the past. You need to man up. We didn’t want you to do it or date her,but you did it anyway. So own It. A mistake was made. It happens.
HILTON
Sigh! I let her in. She knows all my secrets, my fears, my shotcomings, my hopes and my past...EVERYTHING! I thought that she was going to be my wife.
JACKIE
Wife. Hilton snap out of It? She’s not even Tiger Woods mistress worthy. I didn’t think that you should've gone to Atlanta,which is what I said to you yesterday.

...To be continued

Monday, March 22, 2010

I'm Just Saying...


Say what you want to, I'll ALWAYS Love Her!!!! Nuff Said

Biggums Rosie O'Donnell is heading back to daytime tv, starting 2011after Momma O' goes off the air. I don't know about you, but I don't want to see her big *ss on television anymore. She's shown her true colors, and it wasn't a pretty sight.

Tiger Woods gave a five minute interview to ESPN airing his discretion's. Admitting to what we already knew. He's on the PR kick, trying to do damage control. Tiger move on, if your wifey has forgiven you, then keep it moving. Be a man, own it and stop being a p*ssy. You don't owe America any explanations, you're a freak. You're not the first and you won't be the last. I'm Just Saying..

Johnny Depp continues to be box office gold as "Alice In Wonderland" is #1 at the Box Office for the third week, raking 35 million dollars.

Dancing With The Stars premieres tonight with their new list of
Z-Listers. It amazes me what is successful on Television. Has been's wanting to dance, win like Donny Osmond, professional dancers like Mya lose. Then you have a good show that is also on ABC like Ugly Betty, and it's gets cancelled. I'm don't get it and I'm constantly SMH. Oh well, it's not for everybody.

Rapper Big Boi of Outkast fame has signed a solo deal with Def Jam. So does that mean the end of Outkast with Andre 3000? I certainly hope nope.

Jennifer Lopez is in talks with Will Smith's production company about doing a remake of Goldie Hawn's "Overboard". Doesn't sound like sound idea to me, if it ain't broke don't fix it. Try again Jen. Btw when is that CD of yours going to finally get released, and on what label?

The old private eye show The Rockford Files is returning to television, this go round it will star Dermot Mulroney and Beau Bridges, which is a stellar cast, let's hope it can fill James Garner's shoes.

Academy award winning actress/comedian Mo'Nique's late night talk show has been picked up for another season on BET!! I'm shocked that she's going back, but I'm very happy about it. She has some of the best guests on her show, giving a new voice to the arena.

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Innocent Rihanna OR Not!!!! U Decide..

Courtesy of Bossip!!! But it's what've I've alluded to all along. So now you decide!!

We were joking when we called Rihanna an Illuminati Sex Slave earlier this week, but after being contacted by insiders disgusted with her nasty habits, BOSSIP has learned new details about the singer’s busy spring — and it turns out RihRih may have bedded more rappers last year than we originally thought. Pop the hood for details.
A source very close to Rihanna tells BOSSIP that her fight with Chris Brown was much more two-sided than police or media has ever reported, that mugshot photos of Chris have never surfaced because he looked even worse than she did, but after it all went down Chris agreed to take the full blame. At that point the two planned to cool off publicly until the drama blew over, but with so much publicity on them, Rihanna playing the victim role pushed Chris away:

“When the whole situation happened she was dead a*s wrong and was trying to get back with him,” the friend tells BOSSIP. “He was like you’ve taken this a little too far, if you’re not going to tell the truth don’t dog me and lie and act like you didn’t do anything. And when he stopped acting like he was going to stay with her she fu*ked Kanye, Kid Cudi, T.I. before he went to jail and she fu*ked Drake… All within a months’ time she fucked everybody.”

The source tells us that all of the liaison’s took place between late April and late May — timing that fits for all the men mentioned. Rihanna was spotted at a MyHouse in Hollywood April 18th last year to see Kid Cudi, she was also caught making out with Drake in New York in late May, let’s not forget she was linked to Kanye during the same period of time and her little month of fun coincided with T.I.’s party period right before heading to jail in late May.

A second source in Chris Brown’s camp also confirmed the Kanye incident, recalling one particular night when Brown had to be calmed down:

“Chris was in the studio with Teyana [Taylor] and Omarion when Teyana called Kanye West and put him on speaker phone,” she source tells BOSSIP. “Kanye had no idea he was on speaker while him and Teyana were talking… basically Chris got mad when he heard about Kanye and Rih having a sexual relationship. Kanye admitted to it, all the while Teyana had just set him up… Chris was crying and fightin with Rihanna that night on the phone, so they ended up leaving the studio and hanging out and comforting him at JoJo [the singer's] house… The speakerphone incident happend after the media thought Chris and Rih were broke up, it was after the fight… but they were still off and on.”

According to BOSSIP sources, Chris was devastated after learning that Kanye had gotten down with Rihanna, but they also confirm that Breezy definitely got his revenge.

“Chris got Kanye back,” a music industry insider told BOSSIP. “I’m not telling any details. If you know you know. She likes girls too so she gave him the special. Let’s just say, he’s good. A lot of what you heard is true…”

If you’re having a hard time swallowing the idea of Rihanna bedding all those rappers in one month, imagine how Breezy feels. Fortunately you don’t have to imagine very hard, because he put it all out there in a song on his last album. According to one of BOSSIP’s sources:

“That song Famous Girl is real. Listen to the lyrics. Kanye would’ve said you’re so amazing, Drake would’ve said you’re the best he ever had… and it’s real. She’s a ho.”

The Comfort Zone - Pilot Episode

JUMP CUT TO:
LATER THAT AFTERNOON. JACKIE IS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET HILTON TO HER FAMILY’S CHRISTMAS DINNER AND THE ANSWER TO HIS ATLANTA TRIP. HER CURIOSITY GETS THE BETTER OF HER. SHE FINDS HERSELF AT HILTON’S DOOR. KNOCK KNOCK.


HILTON
Who Is it?
JACKIE
It’s me Jackie.
HILTON
Hey. Why aren’t you at your family’s Christmas Dinner?
JACKIE
I came over to check on you,and to see if you had changed your mind about coming with.
HILTON
Hmmmm...A chance to hear your cousin Gertrude’s beautiful singing voice...AGAIN! (a beat) I’ll pass.
JACKIE
So what happened?
HILTON
She never showed up at the airport.
JACKIE
She wasn’t at the airport? Did...
HILTON
No!
JACKIE
Did she call? (puzzled)
HILTON
No!
JACKIE
Did you call her? (still puzzled)
HILTON
Jackie of course I called, again and again and again.
JACKIE
Did you see her at all?
HILTON
Jackie c’mon I know that Arliss and Katie told you the whole story

Sunday, March 21, 2010

President Obama Makes History!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WASHINGTON (AP) — Summoned to success by President Barack Obama, the Democratic-controlled Congress approved historic legislation Sunday night extending health care to tens of millions of uninsured Americans and cracking down on insurance company abuses, a climactic chapter in the century-long quest for near universal coverage.

President Obama and Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi Widely viewed as dead two months ago, the Senate-passed bill cleared the House on a 219-212 vote, with Republicans unanimous in opposition.

Congressional officials said they expected Obama to sign the bill as early as Tuesday.

A second measure — making changes in the first — was lined up for passage later in the evening. It would then go to the Senate, where Democratic leaders said they had the votes to pass it.

Crowds of protesters outside the Capitol shouted "just vote no" in a futile attempt to stop the inevitable taking place inside a House packed with lawmakers and ringed with spectators in the galleries above.

Across hours of debate, House Democrats predicted the major bill, costing $940 billion over a decade, would rank with other great social legislation of recent decades.

"We will be joining those who established Social Security, Medicare and now, tonight, health care for all Americans, said Speaker Nancy Pelosi, partner to Obama and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., in the grueling campaign to pass the legislation.

"This is the civil rights act of the 21st century," added Rep. Jim Clyburn of South Carolina, the top-ranking black member of the House.

Republicans readily agreed the bill would affect everyone in America, but warned repeatedly of the burden imposed by more than $900 billion in tax increases and Medicare cuts combined.

"We have failed to listen to America," said Rep. John Boehner of Ohio, leader of a party that has vowed to carry the fight into the fall's midterm elections for control of Congress.

The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said the legislation would extend coverage to 32 million Americans who lack it, ban insurers from denying coverage on the basis of pre-existing medical conditions and cut deficits by an estimated $138 billion over a decade. If realized, the expansion of coverage would include 95 percent of all eligible individuals under age 65.

Far beyond the political ramifications — a concern the president repeatedly insisted he paid no mind — were the sweeping changes the bill held in store for millions of individuals, the insurance companies that would come under tougher control and the health care providers, many of whom would face higher taxes.

For the first time, most Americans would be required to purchase insurance, and face penalties if they refused. Much of the money in the bill would be devoted to subsidies to help families at incomes of up to $88,000 a year pay their premiums.

The measure would also usher in a significant expansion of Medicaid, the federal-state health care program for the poor. Coverage would be required for incomes up to 133 percent of the federal poverty level, $29,327 a year for a family of four. Childless adults would be covered for the first time, starting in 2014.

The insurance industry, which spent millions on advertising trying to block the bill, would come under new federal regulation. They would be forbidden from placing lifetime dollar limits on policies, from denying coverage to children because of pre-existing conditions and from canceling policies when a policyholder becomes ill.

Parents would be able to keep children up to age 26 on their family insurance plans, three years longer than is now the case.

A new high-risk pool would offer coverage to uninsured people with medical problems until 2014, when the coverage expansion would go into high gear.

The final obstacle to passage was cleared a few hours before the vote, when Obama and Democratic leaders reached a compromise with anti-abortion lawmakers whose rebellion had left the outcome in doubt. The president issued an executive order pledging that no federal funds would be used for elective abortion, satisfying Rep. Bart Stupak of Michigan and a handful of like-minded lawmakers.

A spokesman for the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops expressed skepticism that the presidential order would satisfy the church's objections.

For the president, the events capped an 18-day stretch in which he traveled to four states and lobbied more than 60 wavering lawmakers in person or by phone to secure passage of his signature domestic issue. According to some who met with him, he warned that the bill's demise could cripple his still-young presidency.

After more than a year of political combat, Democrats piled superlative upon superlative across several hours of House debate.

Rep. Louise Slaughter of New York read a message President Franklin Roosevelt sent Congress in 1939 urging lawmakers to address the needs of those without health care, and said Democrat Harry Truman and Republican Richard Nixon had also sought to broaden insurance coverage.

Republicans attacked the bill without let-up, warning it would harm the economy while mandating a government takeover of the health care system.

"The American people know you can't reduce health care costs by spending $1 trillion or raising taxes by more than one-half trillion dollars. The American people know that you cannot cut Medicare by over one-half trillion dollars without hurting seniors," said Rep. Dave Camp, R-Mich.

"And, the American people know that you can't create an entirely new government entitlement program without exploding spending and the deficit."

Obama has said often that presidents of both parties have tried without success to achieve national health insurance, beginning with Theodore Roosevelt early in the 20th century.

The 44th president's quest to succeed where others have failed seemed at a dead end two months ago, when Republicans won a special election for a Massachusetts Senate seat, and with it, the votes to prevent a final vote.

But the White House, Pelosi and Reid soon came up with a rescue plan that required the House to approve the Senate-passed measure despite opposition to many of its provisions, then have both houses pass a fix-it measure incorporating numerous changes.

To pay for the changes, the legislation includes more than $400 billion in higher taxes over a decade, roughly half of it from a new Medicare payroll tax on individuals with incomes over $200,000 and couples over $250,000. A new excise tax on high-cost insurance policies was significantly scaled back in deference to complaints from organized labor.

In addition, the bills cut more than $500 billion from planned payments to hospitals, nursing homes, hospices and other providers that treat Medicare patients. An estimated $200 billion would reduce planned subsidies to insurance companies that offer a private alternative to traditional Medicare.

The insurance industry warned that seniors would face sharply higher premiums as a result, and the Congressional Budget Office said many would return to traditional Medicare as a result.

The subsidies are higher than those for seniors on traditional Medicare, a difference that critics complain is wasteful, but insurance industry officials argue goes into expanded benefits.

Associated Press writers Jim Kuhnhenn and Erica Werner contributed to this report.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Essentials/TGIF

TGIF everyone....Lets Go!!

Order and decorum is how the world is governed. Getting your ducks in a row. Understanding what you need to have in your world in order to survive and strengthen your portfolio. Essentials are lists that you create either mentally or verbally. Sometimes your breaking point might just be your actual 'breakthrough', though it might be the most painful thing that you're ever experienced, now you're prepared for whatever is presented to you.

During the course of your life, you will grow and bloom into the person that you're meant to be. Judgments can be harsh, yet at some point in life, we judge. Judgment is a form of fear for inadequacies that are lacking; yes it would be much easier to just admit to your fears. Unfortunately in doing so, you reveal another characteristic, which is 'vulnerability'. I've learned at some point we all lean on someone.

God positions you at the exact time, when it's divine, you're meant to blossom into greatness. Most times it's not when we think it should happen. To realize that it's not on your time, but it's in his time. When you learn to flow within that frame of thinking obstacles become clear. Hard work has its rewards too, unfortunately hard work, sometimes goes unrecognized, when greeted with opposition, is the precise time to rise above and maneuver your way into resiliency.

Like a journal that keeps us on schedule. Essentials are your bucket list, your temple, the shell which is your body it needs proper additives to nourish your soul. Getting back to one, is the basics, you decide how much you want to get out of your trajectory.

What Are You Doing With Your Life?

The Comfort Zone - Pilot Episode

CUT TO:
JACKIE’S LEAVING HER APARTMENT. SHE SEE’S ARLISS AND KATIE IN THE HALLWAY.

KATIE
Uh Ah..No she isn’t leaving her apartment at this time a morning. Like she’s on a late night creep,or sumetin. Hey Ms. desperately seeking anything... Are you doing laundry? Well with that outfit that you have on,are you moonlighting as a clean up lady?
JACKIE
Where Are the two of you Coming from?
KATIE
Better Question is where are you going at 2:30 In the morning? It’s not like you got a man.
ARLISS
Hey Jackie. Sorry that we’re so loud. We’re just getting in from the concert...and some of us have been drinking more than others.
JACKIE
So I see. Ha Ha. I’m on my way to the airport to pick up Hilton.
ARLISS
Can you believe It?
JACKIE
Believe What?
ARLISS
If we know Jackie then I’m CERTAIN that you know.
Jackie
What are you talking about?
KATIE
HILL TELLS YOU EVERYTHING!! So you don’t have to act like you’re having a Blonde moment.
JACKIE
Is someone going to tell me or...
ARLISS
Hill called me and.....
CUT TO:CAR RIDE TO THE AIRPORT.
KATIE
I can’t believe this happened. It’s Christmas and you know how Hilton feels about Christmas. Guess It was a howdy dowdy not so happy Merry Christmas!!
ARLISS
I can! You can’t turn a booty call into a four year relationship.
JACKIE
Especially with an inconsiderate bitch, sorry but I must call her the way I see...
ARLISS
It’s really not Penny’s fault. Hilton...
KATIE
You can’t be serious!
JACKIE
He’s probably going to be crushed,so let’s not ask him any questions...unless he brings it up. Agreed?
KATIE
Agreed!!
ARLISS
Agreed!!
Silence..
Jackie contemplates what she will say to Hilton. She’s heated that she had to find out from Arliss and Katie why Hilton was back.
Hilton opens the car door to get In, he’s embarrassed and uncomfortable that Arliss and Katie came with Jackie . No one knows what to say....so they say nothing for a minute.

HILTON
Hey..... what are you guys up to? I’m hungry. What’s open?
Jackie knows that Hilton is covering up. Trying to act so upbeat and nonchalant.
JACKIE
Hilton what happened? Why are you back so early?
Arliss and Katie eagerly awaits Hilton’s answer. Hilton’s tone changes to short and curt.
HILTON
I don’t want to talk about it....and before you ask i’m still not going to your family’s Christmas dinner.
It’s so tense; In the car now that you could cut the air with a chain saw. Katie being her obnoxious self, She says something inappropriate.
KATIE
Ewwww... What’s that smell? Damn Jackie haven’t I warned you about keeping your hair weaves in too long. Girl you’re never going to be a white girl. Hilton I know you’re pissy right now,but it does stink in here,and I am not accustomed to rank smells. Feel me?

FADE OUT.
...to be continued

Thursday, March 18, 2010

I'm Just Saying..


Singer Monica's Still Standing CD drops this Tuesday. The CD is blazing with bangers. Baby girl having recently broken up with her fiance' Rocko, hopefully this doesn't stop her from fully promoting this great project. Are you going to purchase her CD?

Rapper/Actor Ludacris debuts at #1 with his 'Battle Of The Sexes' in next weeks Billboard magazine.

Comedian Chris Rock, who has always had issues in his marriage, now the rumblings are is that ole boy has another baby OUTSIDE of his marriage.

Sandra Bullock has moved out from her husband Jesse James. This story just keeps get crazier and crazier. Jesse ain't NO good gonna come to you.

Michael Jordan became the first former player to be a majority team owner in the NBA when his $275 million bid to buy the Charlotte Bobcats was unanimously approved by the league’s Board of Governors. Let's see if Mr. Jordan has the magic touch.

Two of pops top singers Alicia Keys and Beyonce' Knowles came together for a performane at New York's Madison Square Garden. So much for Bey being on a break from the entertainment industry.
Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

The Comfort Zone - Pilot Episode

JACKIE
You give her reason to doubt? NO!!! Now she giving you a reason to doubt? Yes
HILTON
Is this leading to something worthy of my brain cells? Moving on.
JACKIE
Hmmm. I’m just saying .... sounds a little odd.
HILTON
Jackie Did the football player plane arrive yet?
JACKIE
What football player?
HILTON
Your Aunt Velma. (Hilton Laughs)
JACKIE
Hilton don’t talk about my family.
HILTON
Jackie C’mon. You and I both know that she can bench press more than the Rock or that barely English speaking actor (BEAT) who California made their governor.
JACKIE
Laugh If you must,but...
HILTON
I’m just kidding. Now you know that your Aunt Velma Is my favorite of the hillbillies..oops I mean. Well you know what I mean.
JACKIE
Then cancel this crazy trip and...
Jackie pulls up to the curb at the airport. Hilton seems nervous about Jackie’s suggestion.HILTON
Wow!! My My My..Where does the time go? We’re at the airport already.
JACKIE
(Smirks) Hilton You’re too much
HILTON
So I’ll see you on Monday night. Right?
JACKIE
Right!!
FADE OUT.
FADE TO BLACK.
SEVERAL HOURS LATER. PHONES RINGS...
INT. Jackie’s Apartment.

JACKIE
Hello, So you made It?
HILTON
I need you to pick me up from the airport.
JACKIE
I know on Monday at 6PM!!
HILTON
No right now.
JACKIE
You’re Kidding Right?
HILTON
Jackie (Firm tone)Can you pick me up or not? Arliss and Katie aren’t home.
Jackie’s a little puzzled by Hilton’s tone and phone call.
JACKIE
I’m on my way.
...... to be continued

Command Performance


Joni Mitchell was far ahead of her time. I love "Help Me" because it was r&b, folk, country, pop, it covered so many genre's and it was ever so sexy and timeless. This moment in time was captured on film, truly showing the elegance and carefree easy breezy way of Joni.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The Comfort Zone - the Pilot Episode

Hey everybody, today I'm going to test something out, and I want your feedback. I wrote a pilot sitcom for television a while back, actually before The Game sitcom aired. Now I've turned it into a full feature film. I will post the entire pilot episode, and I want your opinions on the characters, storyline and flow. Feel free to give your constructive critism. Bear in mind, like Eryah Badu said "I'm A Artist and I'm Sensitive About My Sh*T, so be nice about it. LMAO
You know I got mad love for all of you who drop by blog, the Comfort Zone is one of my babies. Sinc, Your boy Kev'

INT. - MORNING
Hilton busily rushes around packing the last of his things,occasionally taking glimpses of himself in the mirror admiring his looks and the outfit that he choose to rock on his trip to see Penelope. He’s so excited that he’s going to see Penelope in Atlanta.
Knock on the door. One last look in the mirror.

HILTON(talking to himself)
Damn don’t I look good. Penelope you better not let all of this get away again. Women line up for me...and you’re trying to sleep on all this goodness. Isn’t that always the case? The ones who want you and possibly who will be true to you... You never want. It’s the....
Another knock on the door.

HILTON
Who Is It?
JACKIE
Open the door.
HILTON
(mumbling to himself)
Lawd How Am I Going to Break It to Jackie,that I will not be going to her Jed Clampett family dinner.
JACKIE
Hey what’s going on?
Hill I hope that you’re not going to make your infamous Chinese dish. I don’t know why you think that dish is so good, it’s awful.
HILTON
Eeer.. Ummm. Jackie about the Christmas dinner. Penny called finally,she’s finally settled In..
JACKIE
What does Penny,Penn Penelope have to do with this weekend? Hill please tell me that you’re not bringing her to my family’s Christmas dinner.
HILTON
No c’mon Jackie I'm not bringing her to your family’s Christmas dinner. ( a beat ) I won’t be at your christmas dinner.
JACKIE
W
hat? Hiilllllllllllllllllll? Why? You promised me.
HILTON
I know. I’m sorry. I have to see Penny.
JACKIE
You haven’t heard from Penelope In Ninety Days,and all of a sudden she calls out of the clear blue sky...and
HILTON
And what?
JACKIE
You Jump!!!! A M A Z I N G!!!
CON’T
HILTON
Call me selfish, I need to do this for me. I love her.
JACKIE
Love? Does she love you? That’s the better question.
HILTON
Yes!! Of course she does. I know that you wouldn’t...
JACKIE
Don’t Do It!
HILTON
(smiling) Okay,one last thing. A favor, if you will?
JACKIE
(fuming) What Is It?
HILTON
I need a ride to the airport!
JACKIE
(dumfounded) Oh Hell....
HILTON
Please, Purdy Please...I love you. I’d do it for you.
JACKIE
Fine !!, But you’re calling my family to cancel.
HILTON
DONE!!!
CUT TO:
EXT. CAR SCENE..RIDE TO THE AIPORT - NIGHT
On the ride to the airport,both Jackie and Hilton seem to be in deep thought.

INT. INSIDE THE CAR - MOMENTS LATER
HILTON
Okay Jackie it’s obvious that something is on your mind. Before you give birth to a small country... speak your peace.
JACKIE
Hill wasn’t It odd that Penelope called before we left your apartment to ask; if you were still coming to Atlanta to see her?
HILTON
I thought that was a little strange too. Do you think that I gave her any reason to doubt that I was coming?

...to be continued

I'm Just Saying...


Marvin Pentz Gaye, gone but not forgotten. This man created the 'concept' LP. If you don't own a copy of "What's Going On" I highly suggest you cop it. It was recorded in 1971, and his truth is still happening in present day. Talk about a visionary...way ahead of his time!

Media sweetheart and Oscar winner Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James has a jumpoff and just like the 'real' Jesse James, Bullocks husband must be GANGSTA, because he's robbing hearts. Poor Sandy, guess everything that glitters ISN'T 'Oscar' gold, but one thing is for sure, you don't have to worry about that statue cheating on you.

Singer/Dancer Ciara recently shot an Adidas ad, and babygirl was looking hot and sexy,and holding her own amongst the models on the set. You never know Ciara might just have another career in 'modeling'.

Legendary superstar Diana Ross is going on a 17 city tour. Will you be there?

Those trouble making girls are back again....After taking a 4-year break, the Dixie Chicks are heading out for a North American Tour. It starts June 8th with acts such as The Eagles and Keith Urban coming along.

By popular demand BETTY WHITE will host SNL Saturday May 8Th. The 88 year old actress is D E M A N D!!! and proving Hollywood brass wrong, by saying it's NOT always about the youth.

Actor Charlie Sheen is really trying to kick the sauce and nose candy has enlisted a sober coach to accompany him on the set of Two and a Half Men. I commend him for admitting he is struggling, but another person that can help your Charlie is God, trying calling on him. I'm Just Saying...

Once messy ALWAYS messy. Recently beatiful Stacy Dash appeared on the Wendy Williams show, and talked about having a new reality show on VH1. Of course kiss ass Wendy was all love while Dash was there. A few days later Wendy was raving about Stacy's honesty, then she went on to say how VH1 called her show to say that Stacy's show wasn't going to air and that it was not true. Hmmm well Wendy, if you really liked Stacy you shouldve called her first, to inquire, before putting her on blast. Just goes to show you, the beast will always hate on the pretty girls. I'm a Wendy fan, but you got to come correct, so Wendy How YOU doin!! XXXXxxxactly!! Stacy, I'll watch you ANYTIME/ANYWHERE!!

Word on the street is that football player Reggie Bush has FINALLY come to his senses and kicked his gold digging media whore girlie to the curb, for GOOD this time. Let's hope this is true, Reggie trying to give your own a try!! Maybe now the gold digger will call Ray. J, so they can make a sequel to their porn flick.

Rapper has been DMX recently was order to six months in the slammer, real talk JAIL TIME!! Guess he's really going to lose his mind Up In T(here), Up In T(here).

New rapper Wacka Flocka has made it to Sean "DL" Combs....so you know what that means? Now the rappers name is starting to make more sense.

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

I'm Just Saying..


There's no denying the King Of Pop .... the one and only Michael Jackson. Even in death his raking in big bucks and 'Still' breaking records. Hate on Haters, but you can NEVER deny his brilliance.
LOS ANGELES — The King of Pop's estate has signed the biggest recording deal in history: a $200 million guaranteed contract with Sony Music Entertainment for 10 projects over seven years, according to a person familiar with the deal.
The record-breaking contract through 2017 could be worth up to $250 million if certain conditions are met. One of the albums will be of never-before-released Jackson recordings that will come out in November.

Actress Gabourey Sidibe, who was the focus of what are calling a racist rant by shock jock Howard Stern on Monday, has landed a movie role and proved him wrong.
Written and directed by Victoria Mahoney, the description of “Yelling To The Sky” is this:
“In a depraved New York neighborhood, the youngest of three mixed-race sisters named Sweetness O’Hara, spends the better part of being seventeen navigating an identity between the known: a violent life of crime, and the unknown: a life of purpose and meaning. I'm happy for Gabby, but I'm in agreeance that she needs to lose weight, it's not healthy for her. Hollywood builds you up to take you down.

Not Tiger Woods nor Bob Johnson, on Momma O - Oprah Winfrey was the only African American to make the Forbes list of 1,011 billionaires. The 56-year-old Winfrey was number 400 on the list with wealth estimated at $2.4 billion – down by $300 million from a May 2009 Forbes estimate of $2.7 billion.

Speaking of Tiger Woods, he will make his return to Golf in April. We knew it was just a matter of time, first the press conference, then his wifey takes him back, and now his return to Golf. Tiger is a pimp, and I like it!!! His brand just got so much more interesting. Good for you Tiger.

Home wrecker Sanaa Lathan, has gotten engaged to a gray(white)boy. I'm sure Denzel's wifey Paulette is going to rest easier. Wonder how Denzel feels about Lathan's engagement? Congrats I think....I'm Just Saying
Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

The GAME Returns.......FINALLY!!!


The best show on the CW The Game which got NO promotion whatsoever, is going to return with new episodes on the BET Network. This show is very well written,and it always hits the mark. If this show were on a major network, and had a all white cast it would be a Top Five hit in the Nielsen Ratings household.

People just seem to like the drama. And for fans of the CW sitcom, The Game, the drama will soon be back!
After the network canceled the show last year, BET made a deal with Paramount to develop new episodes based on the crazy series.
A source reveals that "The deal is done between the two networks. Now it's a matter of getting the actors under contract again."
And according to the source, the new contracts with the show's stars will be negotiated within the next two weeks.
Adds the insider, "The show will have the same production value, so the actors will make the same type of money they made when they did 'The Game' for The CW."
We're thinking they'd want more money!
The only conflict so far is with Coby Bell who's set to join the cast of USA's Burn Notice.
Though the source adds, "He will likely still be able to work on 'The Game,' but only as a recurring character instead of being a series regular."
Only all is set, the show will begin production in May.

Monday, March 15, 2010

I'm Just Saying..


Here's some Monday morning BEAUTY!!!!

Alice In Wonderland continues to crush @ The Box Office, ranking in over 62 million dollars for a 10 day total of 208.6 million dollars. Johnny Depp legacy continues to build.

R.I.P. Peter Graves Mr. Mission Impossible passed away yesterday of a heart attack, after having brunch with his family he collapsed at his home, though his daughter tried to revive him, it didn't work. Mr. Graves would have turned 84 this week.

Back in the day rapper/mogul Jay-Z was very chummy with r&b star Tevin Campbell, and now his has a new and improve clone version of him by the name of Trey Songz who is on tour with Hova. Can you feel what I'm saying? and yes I'm Just Saying...

Gisele Bundchen launches her new eco-friendly skincare line Sejaa Pure this month. The products will be made of all natural ingredients and the packaging will use recycled materials making it totally green. Let's hope that it's actually good for the skin too.....LMAO

David Beckham was injured during a game while on loan with AC Milan, breaking his tendon while he trapped a pass with his left foot. This guy is so damn accident prone. If I were receiving millions of dollars, I would want to be on the injured list too.

Oscar-winning actor Forest Whitaker has signed on to star in a spinoff of CBS' Criminal Minds! This will be Whitaker's first time in a starring role on the small screen, and the actor already seems enthusiastic about his new character.

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Friday, March 12, 2010

Age Of Aquarius/TGIF

Happy Friday,
Walking along in rhythm with the universe, when the groove is fluid and all things positively morphs into the upper echelons of creativity. A few years ago, everyone was riding the wave of 'The Secret' which was nothing new, the 21st century brought about change and a productive way and form of thinking. Going against that tone brings about backward moves and angst where complacency and degradation are bound to follow.

Focus becomes a movement, like thinking and tone. Incorporating those tools around you, will strengthen your house. Great leaders know how to get the best out of their staff. Understanding structure is knowing what your strengths are and being okay with admitting to your weaknesses. Once that is fully realized you're ready for the 'next' portion of your life at that particular time.

Staying on your grind is the biggest challenge, because procrastination is a good bed fellow, which provides you with all the right comforts for all the wrong reasons. Saying it out loud, the action verb helps too, telling friends what your plans are, when you do that if forces you to stick to your original thought process, and as life happens, if you start to fall off, your friends will always be that reminder, whether you want to hear it or not.

The 'I Can' or 'I Will' is a great movement to be a part of, It has a certain sound foundation, it's a structure of erect movement, which deeper motors and champions the engine, when the mind body and soul are one, we can channel anything into our existence, All are here for discovery, sometimes its self other times it's globally.

Shaking dead chromosomes is a must, as we need to constantly metamorphosis our bodies and mind for the new growth and education and rid the rot that has build up. As we think, our ideology is open, and challenged to share the wealth of your learning's with those lost souls, whose spirits, swim against the oceans current, as oppose to with it.

What Are You Doing With Your Life?

Thursday, March 11, 2010

I'm Just Saying..


Actor and TV host Mario Lopez is going to be a new poppa. I wonder what how his ex fiance' Ali Landry has to say about that. Hmmm and I wonder a few other things too, but we'll come back to that at another time. Congrats Mario!!

My boy Chris Breezy Brown left a message for his fans, begging them to keep him relevant, saying that radio won't touch his music, after his RiRi situation. He said he's a changed man. I hope radio deals with what radio should deal with like PLAYING THE F*CKIN music and not take things that doesn't concern them personally. Unfortunately I don't think Breezy will ever have the success that he once had, and that's very sad.

R&B singer Monica who is about to release her new 'Still Standing' CD on March 23rd. She also did a reality show with her family and fiance' ROCKO, well Monica can never seem to catch a break, she has the worse luck with men. Her loser boyfriend Rocko, has been chopping down another girl in the ATL area, and the home wrecking hood rat is telling EVERYONE about it, and even has the nerve to call Mo's phone to rub it in. Monica is on the verge of a major comeback, I hope that she doesn't let this get her down. If you recall a few years ago, she witnessed her then boyfriend kill himself, so I think she can weather this storm, but dammit how much does she have to endure, before she goes off on the deep end and become jaded and bitter like so many others.

Loopy Lindsay Lohan is trying to sue a commercial for 100 million dollars for using the reference of being a milk-a-holic like Lindsay....that's the jist of the commercial, which features three little babies. I say Lindsay, if you 'werent' DOING ALL THOSE DAMN DRUGS AND MAKING YOURSELF THE BUTT OF Everyone Jokes, you wouldn't have to worry about it. Snap out of it, and get your little *ss together.

Michael Winans Jr, son of Michael Winans Sr who is a part of Gospel group The Winans defrauded up to 11 million dollars for gullible Church members throughout the Detroit area, riding on his family name. Ole boy did a Ponzi Scheme promising big returns, and investors got NOTHING!!! His dad should take him behind the church and whup his *SS!! Because he knows better. I'm Just Saying..

Track star Marion Jones after being stripped of all her gold medals, will try her hand at basketball as she is the newest member of the WNBA!! If the work is honest and it pays the bills, I say GO FOR IT!!

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Command Performance


Before Jermaine Jackson lost his mind. Jermaine is a very good singer, his demons were being in his brother shadow. His biggest mistake was staying with Motown when his brothers headed over to CBS. His career suffered, and Michael's and the brother's skyrocketed. I love "I Think It's Love" because it's very 'easy breezy'.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I'm Just Saying...


What a beautiful Father and Daughter Moment rocker Lenny Kravitz and his daughter Zoe Kravitz whose mother just so happens to be Denise from the Cosby Show, the one and only Lisa Bonet. The father and daughter were each other's dates at Sundays Oscars!! Very NICE!!!!

Hollywood is a hard know life, R.I.P. Corey Haim. These kids are checking out younger and younger everyday. Our hearts goes out to the Haim family. May God bless us all.

The ever popular show '24'starring Keifer Sutherland has bit the dust and gotten itself cancelled on the FOX network. Once very successful, the show has hit a few tumbles, and just like a network, they forget your glory days and say to hell with you. Tsk Tsk Tsk

Gabourey Sidibe, the Oscar-nominated star of Precious, has just signed on to be a recurring guest star on a new Showtime series starring Laura Linney and Oliver Platt!!

Andy Whitfield, the star of the series Spartacus: Blood and Sand, has been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma! Andy your work is cut out for you. We wish you a speedy recovery.

Any day now CEO of Def Jam records L.A. Reid will be fired, looks like ol boy has lost his mojo, the disaster Mariah Carey and Rihanna CD's might have a little bit to do with it. Reid also didn't have much success with Janet Jackson's 'Disclipline' CD either, so it's time for him to keep it moving, your time @ Def Jam is UP!!

I was having brunch at the Four Seasons on Oscar day and overheard from a reliable member of the Knowles clan that Beyonce' Knowles can't have children, so maybe that's the reason that she hasn't given Hova his little bundle of joy. Only time will tell. Let's hope that this information is wrong.

It's time for another OUTKAST CD and it's time for another Amy Winehouse joint too. so record labels get on your artists. The market place has welcomed back Whitney Houston, Sade, Maxwell, and soon coming Toni Braxton.


So let's see what the tally is now, and I hope that I don't miss anyone, Hattie McDaniels, Sidney Poitier, Louis Gossett Jr.,Whoopie Goldberg, Denzel Washington, Issac Hayes, Stevie Wonder, Prince, Cuba Gooding Jr, Denzel Washington(again), Halle Berry, Morgan Freeman, Forrest Whitaker, Jennifer Hudson, Jamie Foxx, Geoffrey Fletcher, Roger Ross Williams and Mo'nique. ALL Oscar recipients, and I'm proud to say that the list is GROWING!!

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

I'm Just Saying..


Congrats Sandra Bullock on your Oscar win, your approach to The Blind Side was very tasteful, and not once did I feel you were trying to save the black race. You have great heart and it always shows!!

Not only is Dan Rather bitter about losing his court case against his former employer CBS, he went a triad about President Obama and his Health care reform passed. Has been Rather said President Obama "couldn't sell watermelons to anyone if you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic." Of course theirs NOTHING racist about that comment.

FINALLY it happened Lil Wayne's little monkey *ss is behind bars for the next year. Rest easy little pimpin! For one year we don't have to worry about your getting anyone else pregnant, OR do we? Hmmm I'm Just Saying..

Barbara Walters was asked about any regrets, and her only regret was outing singer Ricky Martin, and killing his career. Hmmm Barbara is that you're only regret? Your mouth has gotten you into trouble LOTS of times, but isn't that what the journalism game is all about?

Friends, Family Want Natalie Wood's Case Reopened, the case is a strange one Natalie was on vacation with husband actor Robert Wagner and co-star Christopher Walken, supposedly woods got into an argument with hubby, then allegedly fell overboard while trying to tie a dinghy following an argument with Wagner aboard the yacht. I have a few ideas about what possibly happened, don't you?

Are Jake Gyllenhaal and actress Rachel McAdams dating? The were seen very chummy at the Oscars after party. I'll keep you posted.

What do you do when your (Pussycat Dolls) records stop selling, well you go back to your old boyfriend who has more dough than you do, and that's exactly what Nicole Scherzinger did, she and her boyfriend Lewis Hamilton are BACK together. Good luck this go round kids.

The Academy Awards president had a very trite excuse for failing to mention Farrah Fawcett and Bea Arthur in their Oscar memoriam, his comment was 'so many stars die every year, it's hard to keep count' um REALLY...is that the best answer you could come up with?

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..

Monday, March 8, 2010

A Classic Jimmy Kimmel Spoof!!!


HANDSOME MEN CLUB!!!! Hilarity at it's finest.

I'm Just Saying...


Congratulations Mo'Nique on your BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OSCAR Win!!! I'm eating humble pie.

Johnny Deep is crushing records at the Box Office as his Alice In Wonderland grossed a record breaking 116 million domestically and 210 million internationally, easily making it the #1 movie this weekend. Johnny Deep has the best track record in Hollywood, and he approaches his celebrity the right way, but doing the work and getting the hell out of dodge.

So what's with these Gay Catholic Priest in the Vatican? Every few years these stories break out, and just as quickly as they break out, it's pushed under the rug. This is a matter that needs to be addressed. Life is hard enough, you go to Church seeking answers, but this is ridiculous.
Here's what's being reported:
VATICAN CITY- One of Pope Benedict's ceremonial ushers and a member of an elite choir in St Peter's Basilica have been implicated in a gay prostitution ring, in the latest sexual scandal to taint the Vatican.
Ghinedu Ehiem, a Nigerian, was dismissed by the Vatican on Wednesday from the Giulia Choir after his name appeared in transcripts of police wiretaps, published by an Italian newspaper, in an unrelated Italian investigation.


R&B singer D'Angelo was arrested this past weekend soliciting a BJ from a prostitute, that might very well be a Transvestite. Hmmm gives an entire new meaning to his song "Brown Sugar" ... I'm JUST Saying


And the Oscar goes to Academy Award Winner... Mo'Nique is still holding a grudge against Barbara Walters, if you recall when Star Jones got canned from ABC's The View, every African American actress wanted a shot at being her replacement, Mo'nique was one of them. During Mo's stint as a guest host, she told Barbara Walters that she recently had twins, and a Barbara referred to them as creatures. Fast forward to the present, when it came time to granting Barbara her interview Mo' wouldn't let her film the segment at her house, and she was very rude to Barbara, which is understandable. Wouldn't it have been easier, to turn Barbara Walters down?


Congratulations to Geoffrey Fletcher screenplay writer for "Precious" and though he was at a loss for words. It's a gigantic honor. Not only is he a Harvard Grad, he got his feet wet working for Martin Scorsese and Spike Lee. Geoffrey is also an adjunct professor of film at Columbia University and New York University. He is currently at work on another adaptation and his feature directorial debut from an original script. We continue to MOVE ON UP!!

The Oscars failed to mention the passing of Farrah Fawcett in their Memoriam section.....and that's just unacceptable. Let's get it together Academy!! Farrah was a GIGANTIC SUPERSTAR!!

Fellas bring your A game fine ass Stacy Dash is SINGLE!!! again, after trying marriage for a third time. Sorry Stacy that it didn't work out, but you've given hope to so many of us men out there. I'm Just Saying...Stacy Dash a CERTIFIED banger!!
**update** I'm Just getting in from a Oscar after party, and I saw Stacy with Jamie Foxx... DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen..