Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I'm Just Saying..


Some five years later singer Justin Timberlake is having regrets for NOT helping Superstar Janet Jackson through her nipplegate ordeal. Well Justin it's too little to late. You should have been man enough to stand stall, but you weren't, always on your 'please like me' crusade. Since the nipplegate incident Ms. Jackson has not received the same reception from radio and telelivision as she once knew.

First rate news journalist Bryant Gumbel recently revealed on the The Regis and Kelly morning that he had undergone Cancer surgery, a stunned Kelly Ripa lookes on. How Gumbel managed to keep that news from linking, I'll never know, but I applaud him. Get well soon Bryant!!

Pop Superstar Whitney Houston, who the grammys snubbed graces the cover of InStyle magazine's January 2010 addition. I know that Whitney will have the LAST say!!

Grandma Moses Susan Boyle is #1 again in next weeks Billboard Magazine, selling over a half million copies of her just 'average' CD. Isn't it amazing what happens when white america speaks?

Superstar Tennis player Serena Williams, spoke on being fined 82k. She started off by correcting the amount which was 92k. She didn't mention names, but I WILL, Tennis Great John McEnroe made a career out of using the F-BOMB at the officials, and again that's considered passionate Tennis. Serena has been wronged on MORE than one occassion at the US Open. It's blatant racism. Another sport that African Americans excelled at, when were weren't suppose to. So not only is she punished for being a woman, she's also punished for being African American, and lastly she's punished for being the baddest chick in the game. Hate on Hater's.....you can't black her greatness!! With her statement Serena is doing what she does best....serving ACES bitches!!

Rapper Eminem scored the coveted position of top-selling artist of the decade selling 32.2 million copies in overall album sells which can largely be attributed to both 2000's The Marshall Mathers LP and 2002's The Eminem Show. Isn't it amazing the foundations, SugarHill Gang, Rakim, LL Cool J, Tribe Called Quest, Biggie, Tupac, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre', Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan and Ice Cube paving the way for the little gray boys to have a chance to EXIST!!!

More of the same madness Miley Cyrus wants to change her whole musical sound after finishing up on what she claims could be her last pop record. Basically she wants to take a break, and have sex, get tats and drink more booze to get through listening to recordings of her father's 'Achy Breaky Heart'. Little girl my advice is to ride the wave of your success while it lasts, which isn't too much longer. We as humans, asks for things, when we get it, just ungrateful. Shame Shame Shame!!

American Idol's favorite homo boy Adam Lambert tells People magazine that he has a bad acne problem. Hey Adam....I'm sure you know what's good for Acne...so get to 'IT'.

The new version of Bobby and Whitney, Ms. NO NO NO herself Amy Winehouse, can't seem to get enough of her ex Blake Fielder-Civil so she's going to remarry him.....WHITNEY nooooooooooooooooooooooo....oops I mean Amy stoppp!!

Singer George Michael is in dire need.....hey WHAM boy didn't anyone tell you that Drugs Kill. GET HELP Please!! Your friend Elton John and his partner is worried about you......if you need a little bathroom action, have them drop you off at the park!!

Nicky Hilton's Hollywood Hills home was broken into on Tuesday! It was some of YOUR friends silly ass!!

Remember to every rumor, there's a certain bit of truth to it.

Hey Oprah, Dave Letterman, Wendy Williams and Ellen

3 comments:

  1. Justin Timberlake is wholesome granola. Always afraid to push the envelopes.

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  2. Stay out of them bathrooms in the park George.....it's NOT the ectasy that you're looking for.

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  3. You girl Whitney is going to be aiight bruh. Move on. Let's talk our Sade's return. I'm ready for it.

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